I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
Get ready for the Disney movies, people.
So I’m reading the article and then this:
For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.
German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)
we need to talk about dum dum’s "ever since dad left mom won’t let us do anything fun" face when peggy tells him to leave the alien corpse alone.
See now all I can see is Steve letting them horse around with stuff they swiped on raids and then Peggy walking in all really Captain Rogers and Steve’s like uh this isn’t what it looks like while Bucky and the Commandos snigger behind him and he’s glaring at them all FELLAS. KNOCK IT OFF